Sunday, May 4, 2008

Things To Do In An Elevator...

When people get, ask for their tickets.

If there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it was not.

Press the button and say they give you a shock. Smile, and go back.

Ask if you push the button for other people, but push the wrong.

Keep the doors open and say you are waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say: "Hi Mike. How is your day?"

When the doors close, menacingly announce that "There will be a bumpy ride."

Constantly bouncing a tennis ball.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, say, "that's mine!"

Stand in the corner reading a telephone book, laughing.

Take pictures of all the lift.

Turn the light on the elevator to the "conservation of energy."

Let a box in the corner, and if someone to ask them if they hear what is ticking.

When the doors close announce that the other, "It's okay. Do not panic, they open again."

Slide your floor button with your nose.

Stand alone, and if the doors are open say that the people trying to get in the car is full and that they should wait for the next one.

Swat flies, which do not exist.

Ride naked.

Press the top floor and announce that you tried to kill himself yesterday but the other building was not high enough.

Talk to people about the "golden age of elevators in the 50's."

Jump rope.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

Questions: "Did you feel that? I felt a rumble."

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