A man brought a very limp dog into the animal clinic. When he was the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, with the receptor on the dog of the breast. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said: "I am sorry, but your dog has died."
"What?" the man shouted "How can you say? They have not yet done all the tests on him or something. I want a different opinion!"
With that the veterinarian turned around and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador retriever. The Retrievers went right to work, checking the poor dead dog thoroughly with his nose. After a considerable amount of colds, unfortunately Retriever shook his head and said: "Bark" (meaning "dead as a doornail).
The veterinarian then took the Labrador and returned in a few moments with a cat, even carefully own heart from the poor dog on the table. Like his predecessor, the cat shook his head sadly and said: "Meow" (meaning "the story"). He jumped from the table and ran out of the room.
The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $ 600.
The owner of the dog went berserk. "$ 600! Easy to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!"
The vet shook his head and says, unfortunately. "If you had my word for it, the prosecution would have $ 50, but with the laboratory work and the CAT scan ..."
"What?" the man shouted "How can you say? They have not yet done all the tests on him or something. I want a different opinion!"
With that the veterinarian turned around and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador retriever. The Retrievers went right to work, checking the poor dead dog thoroughly with his nose. After a considerable amount of colds, unfortunately Retriever shook his head and said: "Bark" (meaning "dead as a doornail).
The veterinarian then took the Labrador and returned in a few moments with a cat, even carefully own heart from the poor dog on the table. Like his predecessor, the cat shook his head sadly and said: "Meow" (meaning "the story"). He jumped from the table and ran out of the room.
The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $ 600.
The owner of the dog went berserk. "$ 600! Easy to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!"
The vet shook his head and says, unfortunately. "If you had my word for it, the prosecution would have $ 50, but with the laboratory work and the CAT scan ..."
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