Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As they stood before St. Peter in the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked: "What are the reasons for all those clocks?"
St. Peter replied: "Those are Lie-watches. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, whose clock is that? "
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that they have never told a lie in its long life."
"And whose clock is that?" Hillary said.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Honest Abe said only 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He uses it as a fan."
She asked: "What are the reasons for all those clocks?"
St. Peter replied: "Those are Lie-watches. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, whose clock is that? "
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that they have never told a lie in its long life."
"And whose clock is that?" Hillary said.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Honest Abe said only 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He uses it as a fan."
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