1st A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill 2000 sq. foot house 4 cm deep.
2nd If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3rd A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4th If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to turn a 42-pound boys wear Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 feet space.
5th You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a racket, you must throw the ball a few times before you hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6th The glass in windows (even double pane) does not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7th When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
8th Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and many of them.
9th A six years old can start a fire with a flint rock, although a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on a cloudy day.
10th Certain Legos by the digestive tract of a four-year-old.
11st Play Dough and Microwave should never be in the same sentence.
12nd Super Glue is forever.
13rd No matter how much Jell-O man in a swimming pool you still can not Walk on Water.
14th Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15th VCR's not eject PB & Jam sandwiches, even though TV commercials show that they do.
16th Garbage bags are not good parachutes.
17th Marbles in gas tanks make much noise when driving.
18th You probably do not want to know what that smell is.
19th Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
20th The local fire brigade consists of a 5-minute response time.
21st The spin cycle in the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22nd It is, however, cats dizzy.
23rd Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
2nd If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3rd A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4th If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to turn a 42-pound boys wear Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 feet space.
5th You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a racket, you must throw the ball a few times before you hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6th The glass in windows (even double pane) does not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7th When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
8th Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and many of them.
9th A six years old can start a fire with a flint rock, although a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on a cloudy day.
10th Certain Legos by the digestive tract of a four-year-old.
11st Play Dough and Microwave should never be in the same sentence.
12nd Super Glue is forever.
13rd No matter how much Jell-O man in a swimming pool you still can not Walk on Water.
14th Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15th VCR's not eject PB & Jam sandwiches, even though TV commercials show that they do.
16th Garbage bags are not good parachutes.
17th Marbles in gas tanks make much noise when driving.
18th You probably do not want to know what that smell is.
19th Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
20th The local fire brigade consists of a 5-minute response time.
21st The spin cycle in the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22nd It is, however, cats dizzy.
23rd Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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