Two gays were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo.
The gorilla took one look at one of the gays, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and ravished him.
The gay was rushed to hospital and put into intensive care.
Three days later visitors were allowed to see him for the first time and his gay pal came in with chocolates and a bunch of grapes.
"Did it hurt?", asked the pal
"Did it hurt?.... Oh yes it hurt! ......It's three days now.........
...... And he never called, he never phoned, and he never even sent flowers!"
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