Saturday, March 29, 2008

Frightened Nun

A man goes to the doctor, if the office is just a nun scream and cry.

The man walks in and says: "Doc, what about the nun?"

The doctor says, "Oh, I told her that she is pregnant."

The man says: "The nun is pregnant?"

The doctor says: "No, but it certainly cured her hiccups."

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Step Back, I Know First-Aid!

When a car skidded on wet pavement and proposed a telephone pole, ran over several spectators to the drivers. A woman was the first time the victim, but a man in a hurry and pushed it aside. "Step aside, Lady," he barked. "I had a course in first aid!"

The woman looked for a few minutes, then patted him on theshoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But if you look at the section on the convening of the physician, I am here."